Archive for August, 2008

Evil Comment Spam!

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

I just had a comment on one of my posts that consisted of nothing but a link back to another blog. Obviously spam, but I was curious enough to follow the link and see what was there…

Bad idea! Before the page even loaded my virus scanner was throwing up multiple alerts.

The good news is that I have a good virus scanner (Avira, highly recommended). The other good news is that I have comment moderation on, so none of my readers can see anything until I allow it through.

But still, that was my first experience of evil comment spam. I can’t really see the point, but I suppose it amuses some people of small intellect. A bit like smashing bus shelters.

Book Launch Party

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

The book’s publisher is holding a launch party… but as the authors are scattered over five continents, it’s going to be an on-line party.  The party will be on 1st September and will last all day (!). Everyone is welcome to drop in at any time and “interact” with the authors.

I have no idea how well it will work, but it sounds like a cool idea anyway. I’ll spend as much time as I can on line on the day (work permitting).

For details, visit the Speculative Realms web site.

Amazon

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Speculative Realms now seems to be available on Amazon. I’ve added a link but… seriously, use Lulu instead. Amazon’s price is about 50% higher. Good grief.

Seven Days (part two)

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

When Speculative Realms were calling for submissions, I wasn’t planning on sending anything. The “where there’s a will there’s a way” theme hadn’t sparked any ideas and as I’ve spent my entire life not submitting stories anywhere I didn’t feel a desperate need to start now.

Until seven days before the submission deadline, when I wrote the forum post I talked about yesterday. And to prove to myself that my story-in-seven-days plan would really work, I decided I should try writing something.

That was Sunday. By the end of the day I had an idea which would fit the anthology theme.

By Monday, I had the plot worked out. But I didn’t start writing anything down. I just spent the time thinking about it.

By Thursday, I had a breakdown of every scene in my head, which meant that I knew what each setting was, what characters were involved, and what they must say to each other. I had a lot of specific dialogue in my head, too, so I knew what “voice” each character had.

I had Friday afternoon off work, so that’s when I started writing.

Yes, I can comfortably compose 1000 words an hour at the keyboard, but not a lot more. The limit isn’t my typing speed (a pathetic 36 works per minute, but even that would let me do 1000 words in half an hour) but my thinking speed. Composing isn’t copy typing — I have to think about each sentence before I type it. Even if I know exactly what the sentence has to say (which I did), I still have to pick the right words to say it in. (There are probably people who are more natural writers than me, but for me it takes effort.) The thing was, if I got a sentence wrong at this stage, it would add to the editing burden later on, and time for editing was already extremely tight. So I had to get it right first time.

I wrote the whole thing without changing a single idea or plot element, as my seven-day plan specified.

I finished by the middle of Friday evening (including one break in the middle to go out for some fresh air). I closed the document (and backed it up!) as soon as I finished typing, to resist the urge to start editing then.

The depressing thing was that the word count was 1000 less than I had expected it to be. But it was still within guidelines, so I let it stand. I resisted the urge to go back and add words. I had told the exact story I had planned to and it didn’t need any more words. I didn’t want to waffle just to make it look like I had done more work. And the low count wasn’t due to the tight deadline. If I had started six months previously with the same idea, it would still have needed exactly the same number of words to tell it.

Given more editing time, I might have been tempted to go through it and add more descriptions. The whole story is very plot-oriented and dialogue-heavy, with just a minimal description of each scene. But that’s how I like to write. And I think I got the pacing right, anyway. Padding with descriptions (of things that weren’t really important to the plot) or adding “weather reports”, etc., would suck the energy out of it, I think. So from that point of view, having a tight deadline was a blessing because it removed the temptation of doing that sort of fiddling.

On Saturday morning I printed a hard copy and edited on that. Working on hard copy stopped me from going back and rewriting the same bits over and over until they looked right — instead, I thought about each bit until it was right and then wrote the correction on.

The edits took about two hours. Most of that was marking up the draft. Retyping took almost no time at all (because that was simply copy typing at 36 words per minute).

Then I printed one final copy and read it while I was eating lunch. I found two typos and fixed them. (I knew there would be more typos… but I had an editor to fall back on.)

Then I sent off the submission. Six minutues before the deadline! (I think it might have been an hour and six minutes before the deadline because I worked out the time zones wrong. But just six minutes sounds more cool so I’m sticking with that :p )

And (in case you hadn’t noticed) the story was accepted by the publisher.

I am convinced it wasn’t a fluke. My way of writing is the right way. Well… the right was for me

Seven Days (part one)

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

It was a question asked on the Scribe’s message board. Somebody had one week to write a short story and asked for tips. Several interesting tips were given, involving test readers and multiple editing cycles and…

I decided all that was wrong. I sat and asked myself how I would write a short story, starting from nothing (not even an idea) in seven days.

And I came up with a post something like this:

 

Plan on days 1-5.
Write the story on Day 6.
Edit on Day 7.

You should be able to hold the entire plot of a short story in your head so there is no real need to make notes during the planning stage, but make notes if you feel more comfortable working that way.

By the start of Day 6 you should know exactly what you are going to write. If you start Day 6 without a fully-planned story, give up now.

All you need to think about when you are typing on Day 6 is the words you will type, because you already know exactly what you want to say. Don’t be tempted to make changes to your story at this stage. Don’t have “better” ideas — it’s too late, no matter how good they are. Just write the story in the best language you know how to use.

If you can’t compose 1000 words an hour at the keyboard, practice until you can.

On Day 7, all you are editing is the language. Do not attempt to change the story — it’s too late.

Test readers… don’t bother with test readers. Any professional editor you submit to will be far more qualified to judge your story than anybody else you are likely to know. And you’re a writer — you are just as qualified to judge the worth of your work as anyone else you are likely to know. So have faith in your work and just submit it. (After it is rejected you can take the leisure to ask other people to explain what was wrong with it, assuming the editor hasn’t indicated his reasons.)

What could a test reader do for you?

1) Point out clumsy use of language.
Very useful, but really you need to learn how to use language BEFORE you write the story.

2) Tell you how to change your plot/characters/ending/setting to make it “better”.
Fine if it’s his story, but it’s not: it’s yours. You’ve spent five days thinking about it, how long has he spent? And what makes you think he’s a better writer than you?

A proof reader will be far more useful than a “test reader”, so if you can do your own edits in half a day then by all means ask someone else to read it in the afternoon and point out the typos (which I guarantee will be there, even after you’ve edited it).

How to write on a tight deadline:

Write the story once. Write a single draft, know in advance what you want to say so that you get it right first time, don’t keep skipping back to change the page you’ve just finished, and don’t make major revisions after your first draft is finished.

How to practice writing like that:

Turn off your computer. Buy a typewriter. (Think about it…)

I hadn’t ever written a story like that. But I knew it had to be right. It was just obvious.

And it is right…

 

The Blog

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Technical stuff:

This blog uses WordPress version 2.6. I picked it basically at random because I couldn’t be bothered evaluating loads of blogging software, and wordPress seemed to be popular and reliable.

WordPress installation is so easy, it’s almost embarrassing. Telnet to your sever, wget the WordPress distribution file, un-tar it, edit four lines in a configuration file, set some permissions, run an installation script, and it’s done. It took about ten minutes.

Well, it took ten minutes the second time I tried it. The first time, I unzipped the file to my Windows computer and edited the configuration file there before ftp-ing to the server. Bad idea! PHP files seem to be sensitive to the difference between DOS and Unix line endings, and once you save a file in Windows it will never work on a Unix server. After spending a whole night struggling to “fix” the broken files, I gave up and deleted the whole installation.

Attempt number two, installing directly to the server, worked much more smoothly. Though trying to remember enough vi to edit the configuration file was a challenge.

Anyway, I’m extremely happy with WordPress. It’s easy to use, easy to administer, and looks pretty nice, too. And as far as I can see, it’s writing fully-compliant XHTML. I’m just using the standard out-of-the-box theme because it looks fine and I can’t see the point in changing it.

I would recommend WordPress to anyone thinking of starting their own blog.

I have in my hands…

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

…a book.

Not just any book. This book has one of my stories in it. The first place that I have ever had a story professionally published.

So, I’m sort of proud of that. It’s only a short story. And just one story among 13. But still, you have to start somewhere…

To honour the occasion, I’ve redesigned my web site’s home page for the first time since I wrote it six years ago. It now has the book’s cover on it and a link to the on-line stores that sell it (only one currently, but more are supposed to follow within a few weeks). Well, after all, if nobody knows about it I won’t get any royalties.

I’m also starting a blog. As you have probably figured out already. I’m not entirely sure what I will write in it, but I think that in the 21st century professional writers should have a blog to communicate with their readers.

Well, that’s where things stand right now. I will probably write something more substantial later, but in the meantime you will see a link for buying the book somewhere to the right of this post (hint, hint).

Now to work on publishing another story…